How Porn can help your career

I recently had a spike in my readership. My twitter notifications bleeped at me frantically, my following increased, my blog stats broke new records and I was made very, very happy. All this happened because I shared a not so innocent thought with a porn star innocently.

As anyone who follows me on Twitter knows, I talk freely about anything and joke about anything. So when I saw Harriet Sugarcookie‘s tweet asking for peoples’ experiences abstaining from masturbation, I wasn’t ashamed to tell her how horrible I find it. I didn’t think about what might have happened next. 

As you can see even Harriet liked it. She also replied and we had a little back and forth. Throughout the day I even made a few jokes replying to more of her tweets and she liked them all. I was glowing. That tweet pictured exploded and the tweet where I thanked her, a tweet in which I said I would masturbate to celebrate her liking my tweet. Both got a lot of likes. I had notifications all day, and when I woke up in the morning, a pile more. I’ve rarely had such attention and I love it. I’m happy that people liked what I wrote and that I could briefly, but frequently, chat with a star. She’s very appreciative of fans and input. Again, another inspiration for me. 

Let’s face it though. Show me a planet where a bunch of horny guys won’t show their appreciation of two cute Asian girls discussing sex. It’s not surprising. What was surprising was when I checked my blog I reached the highest view count for one day that I’ve ever had. There’s not even any sexual content on there (not yet anyway, but I’ve been toying with posting a very graphic discussion that I’ve already written). So these people seemed interested in who I am and what I do. That’s pretty amazing, and quite frankly, it is why I’m on social media and not just publishing my book quietly for myself.

Honestly, if talking about sex gets me that attention, then I’m tempted to keep on doing it, because it might be new, but it’s fun and helps me achieve my dreams. Self promotion is hard. I’ve tried many things and nothing has worked well. Though I suspect this was more about Harriet’s fans checking out another cute Asian girl in hopes of fresh nubile porn, not people looking for a crazy minded writer to follow. You never know though. Some of them might stick around. I don’t semen follow me in such large numbers yet, most likely because I hide my face. I could show them there’s another way to be turned on, and I hope women enjoy it too.

What’s your thoughts? Would you be disgusted if I more frequently discussed sexy topics and spoke more vulgarly? I’m just curious because I know that’s not why some people followed me and I don’t want to disrespect my established fan base. Do let me know. 

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